Disturbed

Please don't judge people for what the listen to/wear/etc. That's just ridiculous.

I figured I'd add my two cents since this site has become more a forum than a dictionary, anyway.

by Matt December 15, 2003

disturbed

the best nu metal band ever. end of story. no matter what your opinion, disturbed is a better band than anything else you have in mind.

Person1: HOLY CRAP I LOVE RIHANNA!!
Person2: Disturbed is better fucktard!!!

by MetalMonster January 21, 2009

distorted croger

This is calling someone a croger. But like 10x

I hope you die you Fucking distorted croger

by Slimy glug March 2, 2018

Disturbed The Master

Masturbating. Only a male term for it.

Disturbed The Master{past tense}
Disturbing The Master{present tense}
Disturb The Master{pre tense}
Master= penis
Disturb= masterbate

Teacher: "What did you do over the weekend?"
Girl: "I GOT A NEW PUPPY!"
Boy: "I disturbed the master then played cod."

by MMMX3 May 18, 2011

distracted approval

When you ask your distracted manager (interrupted by skype, email, cell phone call, etc) half-heartedly approves your request in order to make you go away.

When I talked to Sylvia this morning, I got a distracted approval to go ahead with the plans. But I better remind her about it.

by textwoman May 20, 2011

disharten

When your pussy or pizza is over

Pizza is over u ARE disharten

by Suck it bitch July 25, 2016

Disturbed Bone

The PTSD like trauma your penis goes through after sexual intercourse with a less than desirable individual.

Brad: I may be desperate but I don't want to get a disturbed bone
Chad: You get used to it.

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019