Disstrophobia

When you want to be yourself but everyone in your surrounding environment makes you feel, the opposite of what is comfortable criteria.

I got disstrophobia. There is no where I can feel like I’m at home, the places I thought were seem as if it’s time for me to find my own.

by Titus dyfilid March 2, 2019

diester

The act of stashing contraband in the male urethra

The fuzz pulled Craig over and he had to diester his stash

by Morkhiemen October 1, 2021

Double Pipe Disaster

When you think that you will be blessed with a double pipe classic and it turns sour. You end up sharting and vomiting at the same time leaving you sad and in pain

After a 60 hour bender in the Poconos Nick underwent a double pipe disaster at 5:30am and immediately got in the shower to cry and sleep

by TheNickR May 2, 2022

disasterpiece

Portmanteau of "disaster" and "masterpiece".

Bill accidentally put his vacation snapshots in the sales presentation he gave to our executive team today. It was a total disasterpiece.

by ironyman47 July 12, 2011

Disaster pants

1.) The act of, moreso, the event when, one craps in their pants. Uncontrolably, with no warning, in public. With no hopes of a cover-up

"I knew i should have gave my explosive diaharrea another day, I was walking to the store and WHAM, disaster pants. I didn't even want to go home it was so bad. I think some actually wound up in my shoe."

by Thepeezy September 20, 2014

BP Disaster

Create Texas pipeline. Place in rectum and pop inside ass, creating mass destruction and plentiful orgasms

Person 1: Baby I love the feel of your shit in my ass. The thought of pooping your poop makes me so damn horny!

Person 2: I'm glad we finally found something we both share equally. And next time I want to felch you after I give you the BP Disaster.

by LordBroseidon September 26, 2012

Prostate Disaster

(noun)
the act of a prostate exam going extremely wrong and having the doctors finger permanently stuck in the patients anus

Chipotle: Why is there a doctor walking behind you with his finger in your butt?
Kenny: prostate disaster
Chipotle: Oh, I dig

by Patioprimapes May 11, 2010