Dildo Faggins

The homosexual hobbit. Short and ill-tempered, Dildo Faggins is a true asshole. A Dildo Faggins also has several homosexual tendencies, and can't handle his weed.

by Conquistador May 3, 2003

Shrek Dildo

Green dildo the size of a redwood tree. Used by famous celebs such as Miley Cyrus and Tom Cruise.

That's going to hurt someone, that's a Shrek Dildo if I've ever seen one.

by ChodeBurgelor January 9, 2015

organic dildo

A dildo made of flesh and blood, attached to a person of the male sex.

Mary's vibrator wasn't doing the job, so after dinner, I let her use my organic dildo.

by bam! October 24, 2003

Dildastic

Of, or, pertaining to dildos and/or phallic objects.

"With their multitude of tall buildings, major cities across the world are quite dildastic."
"I'm not saying that I don't like him, but I wouldn't shed a tear if he died a dildastic death."

by BWhatley February 22, 2009

dildo pen

A writing instrument used to draft, write, and/or sign a contract or promissory note that fucks you out of everything you own and/or owed, plus 9.9%

They must have handed me a dildo pen when I signed the contract because after I signed it I don't have shit.

by blindedbygreed September 25, 2011

Dildacorn

The act of one person using duct tape to stick a large, cock shaped dildo onto the forehead of another person after tieing them up. The recipient may also have a rope taped to their ass as a tail for added effect.

Person1 got wasted at a party. His friends decided to turn him into a Dildacorn.

by KaMp KaRnIe 4 lyfe April 19, 2015

dildo swegway

If your feeling horny and wanna get somewhere nice and quick then get yourself a dildo swegway. The dildo swegway is fit with a 18 inch dildo that acts like a joystick. It's just like the 'hoverboard' but you control its movements by leaning and grinding.

Bf: Hey babe I'm gonna have to skip the sex we planned

GF : All good i needed to get milk from the shop anyway, plus I'm horny so i get to use my new dildo swegway!

by Dildo Swegway July 17, 2018