Diesel

A girl or boy who usually has a lot of power over others. They have a good sense of humour if you get to hear it and feel like they have to be useful in nearly any situation. They might have good justice but a short temper too so therefore they sometimes have to curse a lot and such. They might only have a few good friends but he the quiet type so you’re truly lucky if they happen to come to like you. And although they might come to have a face covered with pimples and such—don’t worry, they’re beautiful even if they don’t think so themselves. Try to be that person who makes a Diesel think they’re beautiful because usually they hide the sadness with their silent moments.

Someone: Hey, look over there at the lockers. Who’d ya think that is?
Other someone: dude that’s Diesel. I wouldn’t go close if I were you.

by Diesel Zinko October 25, 2019

Diesel

Diesel. most commonly know as a major FAGGOT. most diesels are attracted to little 14 year olds Aka year 8's . Diesels love food and also penis . They hate pussy and commonly hang around other pofters.

"omg look at that Diesel perving on them kids"

by SavC00n November 17, 2019

diesel

dee-zuh l, -suh l Noun
Slang terminology for Budweiser beer. Never refers to Bud Light, only Budweiser.

Cool guy: Bro I drank 2 cases of diesel in the past 6 hours.
Other cool guy: You're a goddamn diesel generator man, share the wealth you fukken legend

by alcoholicman December 31, 2019

diesel

a horrible person who looks like a rat. really short and ugly. thinks he is cool but he is so lame and weird and mean. don't speak to him

look there is that Diesel ew he looks like a rat stay away from him lol

by yourstupidityisgettingworsesir February 17, 2020

Diesel

A stupid fucking alcoholic. Probably has made an attempt to seduce your mom.

Dude, Diesel fucked my mom.

Diesel, you have a drinking problem.

by Fatdykefuck June 29, 2020

Diesel

Interchangeable with cool fire meaning very good or impressive

Lunch was diesel today

by Gspals July 13, 2020

Diesel

When your crappy project car (a Shitbox that a new car guy uses to save money and kidney, or a Old vet that wants to customize without risking his 1 mil car. can be used as a test bed though any exploding car with anyone in it is bad) is performance wise bad and you cant afford the 1 Mil it takes to get +23 HP, you go to a Truck engine and use Diesel, the somehow better fuel AND IT STILL IS PORTRAYED BAD (we have the Golf Diesel, but thats a exception)

Guy: What the absolute Fuck is your car running on, jet fuel?

You: I use Diesel-
Guy: THE FUCKING HELL, IS A COROLLA USING A TRUCK ENGINE THAT BILLOWS SMOKE
You: its better performance wise and its not 1960...
Guy: s t i l l w h y

by Bosnian artillery April 10, 2021