Dicktory

When you win a cock fight with your contestant.

John celebrated his Dicktory after beating his friend with his cock.

by Findloo Chunk April 27, 2020

dicktrum

when your dick and scrotum are one

they all laughed at my dicktrum

by Andrew February 28, 2004

dicktoss

Someone who is annoying, frustrating another or obnoxious.

You are such a dicktoss.

by digitok May 20, 2004

dicktracked

verb; to be distracted by the opportunity or presence of penis.

"Liz was dicktracked by the prospect of the black pizza man's cock, so she held off on doing her work to service him sexually."

by supercoolawesomesauce March 26, 2009

dickorating

The act of decorating a space for a bachelorette party with an abundance of phallus paraphernalia

Woman 1: Haayyy girl have you seen Jenny?
Woman 2: Nah, she's dickorating her place for Megan's bachelorette party tonight

by StoveTop November 26, 2013

Dicktopus

When you're friend is a dick and are out of swear words.

YOU ARE SUCH A DICKTOPUS!

by DREGDD November 27, 2016

dickmorphia

A man with a small penis who is delusional and thinks he actually has a large penis.

That guy I banged last night had a bad case of dickmorphia.

by BroyLaurenwood March 13, 2017