weapons of mass destruction

A loose term used to ambiguously declare war on oil-rich nations so George W. Bush can become the universal owner of all oil wells existing on the face of the earth.

Otherwise known as the bullshit we're told exists in order to destroy a nation so my buddy at Halliburton can make millions rebuilding it.

Come on. Do I really need to give one?

weapons of mass destruction by globalgirl November 6, 2003

Weapons Of Ass Destruction 

What u have to do is go to ur family doctor and get perscribed to urself viagra. Take the viagra so u have a raging boner for up to 4 hours. Then get numerous paint cans, all different colors. Then paint ur penis to resemble a Nuclear Missile. Hide in a closet near a bathroom when a female (or male , whatever u gay dudes want) is takin a shower and prepare urself. When she walks out sneak behind her and ram ur gigantic artifical wang and shove it her ass unexpectedly. While completely this yell "BAAAMMMMMMMM!!!" just like a nuke.

"im going to use my Weapons Of Ass Destruction."

Weapons Of Ass Destruction by Josh Panz February 11, 2005

Erectile Destruction 

The opposite of erectile dysfunction. Basically, if you have Erectile Destruction, you are hard 24/7 and can destroy any pussy with your absolute unit of a donger.

Jerry:"Hey Gary I have Erectile Destruction!"
Gary:"No, Jerry, you have AIDS."

Erectile Destruction by TimeForACrusade October 28, 2018

Mass Destruction 

BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY YEEEEEAAAAHHH!

Mass Destruction is a good song

Mass Destruction by ThirstyN111 March 19, 2021

weapons of mass destruction

Today's bad TV programming.

Reality TV is now classified under weapons of mass destruction.

weapons of mass destruction by jondapicam November 4, 2003

Weapons of Mass Destruction

Any weapon that causes massive loss of life and massive collateral damage. Technically, these do not include biological or chemical weapons since these do not cause collateral damage, but only massive loss of life (see weapons of mass casualty)

A nuclear weapon dropped on a city is a weapon of mass destruction.

Weapons of Mass Destruction by Pinto July 31, 2003

preservation through destruction 

1-To remember something vividly by destroying it completely.
2- To keep something only after destroying it.

"At 250,000 miles, all we had left of that truck was it's preservation through destruction."

"After the apocalypse, it was said that cities were to be remembered by their preservation through destruction."

preservation through destruction by Mike Losquadro November 5, 2006