a combination of a slurpee and alcohol, preferably something tastey and delitious. also ben's beverage of choice while he casually walk around the copmmons and gazes out the window...
or of your heater, its a slurpee made from retarted people (gross heather)
or of your heater, its a slurpee made from retarted people (gross heather)
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