Defis

Waste matter discharged from the intestines through the anus.; feces.

I left muh Defis in the toilet cause i was too lazy to flush it.

by Dubya Bush June 11, 2008

The Galvis Theory of Gender Decision

During birth, as the shape of the human child begins to take form, a duck bill also is formed. In about a week, the bill will drop off and either attach to the infant's waist, or it will journey inside the anal cavity. If the bill attaches to the waist, it becomes a penis. If it does not, the child remains a female. Some anomalies may occur, such as attaching to the nipple. This will cause a disease known as Retardednippleemia which is common if the woman who is pregnant has many sex partners. Another common defect that may occur is when two bills form and one bill tunnels up the anal cavity and the other one will attach to the waist. The male born will be homosexual. Another exception to this rule is when no duck bill forms which also causes the female to become homosexual. Science has recently proved this to be true.

Surprisingly, some doctors refuse to accept The Galvis Theory of Gender Decision, however Professor Rarington Rockwood has agreed with Galvis's theory for quite some time.

by Doctor Galvis Ph.D June 30, 2010

Deisel

Definition:

1.) A slag term for the drug, heroin (a.k.a. "smack")

2.) A certain strain of high quality marijuana.

Example:

a.) "Yo man, we were banging some killer deisel last night."

b.) "I've got three plants of deisel growing in my closet."

by RubbaDub9202 September 24, 2009

5-4 Decision

Any poorly thought out decision made with little regard to future consequences, such as the ones often made as the result of the many 5-4 decisions passed down by the SCOTUS.

Can also be referred to in the truncated form "5-4."

"Yeah, I slept with Jenna last night. ... Bareback..."
"Dude, that was a 5-4 decision right there."

"I drove home from the party after drinking heavily all night. I got home alive but that was a real 5-4."

by MisterTik June 29, 2011

executive decision

A decision made by one individual that is in the best interest of a company or corporation regardless of other members opinion.

Megan likes the word "residence" instead of "home". Regardless, Ben made the executive decision to use the word "home" in the best interest of the company.

by The Executive Definition Director September 1, 2008

poor life decision

Any choice made by an individual which results in shame, remorse, guilt, embarrassment, harassment, and other related feelings/consequences. These decisions tend to be hastily made and are usually pre-meditated, often with the understanding that negative feelings and ruined reputations are soon to follow. These poor life decisions (also often referred to as "PLD's") are elected for the sole purpose of self-gratification, attention, sexual pleasure, or to cure boredom. Often, these decisions involve sexual-based interactions with relative strangers and tend to result in morning-after stories of seemingly good ideas gone awry. Note: Alcoholic beverage consumption tends to increase the rate of PLD occurrences.

"Hey guys, I'm working on my 10th poor life decision for the month! I think I'm going to sleep with that a-hole who refuses to return my calls and makes me pay for cab rides over to his place everytime I offer a little late-night action."

"Last night I took home my ex's room-mate. Would you call that a poor life decision, or what?"

by tararae March 2, 2008

Derisian Worshipers

A cult in the United Kingdom and the United States that was founded in 1993 by James Everson aka Derisia the Magma Prince. They worship Derisia and make pilgrimages to Iceland to visit Hekla volcano where Derisia originated from. Derisia allegedly rose from the magma and defeated the Ice Folkers, then began preaching his religion across the world. They attempted a coup in Iceland in 2017 using only gems that they believed instilled Derisia's wrath upon any who would resist him. They also began an unaccompanied expedition across the Sahara Desert in 2003 but were forced to turn back once they ran out of food.

I can't believe that the Derisian worshipers know the only way to Magma Heaven.

by The Derisian Worshiper June 8, 2019