Derek 

A wife choking cunt-fuddler. Enjoys sex with marsupials, manholes, and other assorted gaping objects.

That guy really enjoys tossing his hot dog down the hallway, what a Derek.

Derek by Lolzy Cat August 20, 2010

Derek 

Someone who always blows Off plans with other people because he "forgot" or "made other plans several weeks before we made plans"

1 "hey dude. You wanna chill on Saturday"
2 "sure."
1 (later that week)"aye you still down to chill on Saturday and what time"
2 "yea if I don't go to my friends house that day"
1 "what the fuck Derek"
2 "I made plans with him like 2 weeks before" or "I forgot about our plans. He's on his way to my house rite now so I can't tell him I made plans with you first"

Derek by 420skater January 1, 2012

derek 

an annoying faggot that wears sweaters in plattsburgh

that derek on the television has a new sweater!

derek by king kong 55 January 1, 2012

Derek 

Derek has blonde hair that looks like pubes and is a fag and doesn’t know how to shave his balls and is a nazi

Derek your a fag nazi

Derek by ETHAN AKA ICY HOT December 21, 2018

Derek 

A fake ass music producer who says he makes songs then doesnt do shit. He cheats on girls for no reason and then gets butt hurt when they break up with him

Is that your asshole of an ex derek?
Yea i dont know why i even went out with derek

Derek by WhyYouDontKnowMe April 14, 2019

Derek 

Derek's can not be trusted. They are notorious for lying, cheating and hurting anyone who is foolish enough to care.

I've been Dereked.

Derek by Regrettably July 6, 2011

Derek 

An obese man who;

1. secretly wants to learn how to pole dance.
2. says LAWL all the time.
3. crys in corners and eats sunblock and mosquito repellent when feels sad.
4. is retarded, derderder.

It that derek? He's so derderder!

Oh look derek is in the corner eating sunblock again.

Derek by derderderderderderderderder December 6, 2010