Dementor’s Blowjob

Ingesting so many calories that you’re physically in a state of mind where the mere thought of moving exhausts you.

Man, I was ready for the pub crawl at St. Paddy’s, but I got a Dementor’s blowjob from Nando’s. I hate my life.

by ItzKris March 17, 2023

dementrous

a big fat booty guy

damn look at that dementrous

by wack100 September 15, 2023

Demonterio

Probably one of the most serious but unserious, funny but corny, dirty but not dirty person you could ever meet. Very athletic, very cute, and very deep and thoughtful person. Demonterio can be very therapeutic but can be nonchalant in ways. As long as you have a Demonterio in your life, you’ll be great.

Demonterio is that guy

by anonymous November 26, 2023

DementedPanda

A colloquial way of referring to someone as retarded and forgetful that derives from the UK

Dude, stop being a dementedpanda!

by Weng Shen November 29, 2023

dementard

Dementard - an individual who is both demented and retarded.

Joe Biden slept during his last interview again because he’s a “dementard”.

by Hoop619 May 14, 2024

Dementor’s Kiss

When one person suddenly farts while the other person is giving mouth to anus CPR

I could hardly breathe after that “Dementor’s Kiss”

by Crustyman November 27, 2024

Demented States of America

An overthrown mental hospital that decided they weren’t part of the U.S. anymore and made their own country called “The Demented States of America”. The U.S. army noticed what was going on so they sent a handful of troops to deal with them which led to a civil war started by the gunshot heard ‘round the block. And the D.S.A won thanks to George Washingmachine who later became their first president and wrote the Deceleration of Incontinence.

The Demented States of America is quite possible the dumbest country ever

by SigmaSam2009 February 14, 2025