karen: is that ham processed, if it is i dont want it
meat bearer: Ma'am that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. it has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. it is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs , emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. god has no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. the fact that this ham monolith exists proves that god is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. it is a physical declaration of makind's contempt for the natural order. it is hubris manifest. we also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that
meat bearer: Ma'am that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. it has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. it is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs , emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. god has no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. the fact that this ham monolith exists proves that god is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. it is a physical declaration of makind's contempt for the natural order. it is hubris manifest. we also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that
by meatier slab September 30, 2023
by Aaaaaaahyt April 10, 2014
Delying
7/5/2023
Delying is defined as someone being hesitant about being completely honest or not being completely honest, when there's no point in lying.
But through guilt or subconsciously coming to themselves to be forthcoming with the person they were not completely honest with.
7/5/2023
Delying is defined as someone being hesitant about being completely honest or not being completely honest, when there's no point in lying.
But through guilt or subconsciously coming to themselves to be forthcoming with the person they were not completely honest with.
Johnny & Mike were having a conversation.
Mike withheld information from Johnny that wasn't necessary for him to do so.
After a week, Mike confessed to Johnny that he wasn't being completely honest.
Mike was delying to Johnny.
Mike withheld information from Johnny that wasn't necessary for him to do so.
After a week, Mike confessed to Johnny that he wasn't being completely honest.
Mike was delying to Johnny.
by Master Trainer July 09, 2023
Are you deli-ing today? Why, yes! I am deli-ing! I really want a turkey and cheese sandwich on toasted whole wheat.
by Phil O. Minicano March 10, 2014
by fruity booty November 05, 2007
When you eat so much deli meat you have to lay on the couch with belly up. Pregnant women are often mistaken for suffering from Deli Beli up.
by Romoboi May 31, 2019
Poop deli is the theme of a viral tiktok skit by user Itsfrankie13. The skit is mocking stereotypes of the New York and New Jersey deli ordering process. They use imaginary "poop" as an extra topping on their orders as a mockery of things like "gabagool" or a "shmear of cream cheese".
One scene depicts a customer asking to scoop out the bread of a bagel and replace it with poop, which is a reference to a video of a Californian customer getting upset at a deli that would not scoop out his bagel to add extra cream cheese.
One scene depicts a customer asking to scoop out the bread of a bagel and replace it with poop, which is a reference to a video of a Californian customer getting upset at a deli that would not scoop out his bagel to add extra cream cheese.
by Zzzbeanxxx December 02, 2023