karen: is that ham processed, if it is i dont want it
meat bearer: Ma'am that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. it has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. it is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs , emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. god has no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. the fact that this ham monolith exists proves that god is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. it is a physical declaration of makind's contempt for the natural order. it is hubris manifest. we also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that
meat bearer: Ma'am that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. it has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. it is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs , emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. god has no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. the fact that this ham monolith exists proves that god is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. it is a physical declaration of makind's contempt for the natural order. it is hubris manifest. we also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that
by meatier slab September 30, 2023
Get the eleven pound whole slab of deli hammug. by Hllwnn October 22, 2019
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Get the Delimug. by pinhead123 June 8, 2019
Get the delismug. Deli is a Czech chocolate bar snack. It is produced by Orion Chocolate and has 3 flavours: Nuts, Chocolate, and Pistachio.
"kámo ta deli chutnala HNUSNĚ"
"že jo"
"že jo"
by ASdwefvv September 3, 2023
Get the Delimug. An Orange cat from New Zealand who has an internet following of 24.4K members. Is considered a Sh*tweasel with a tiny head, proclivities for violence, and chewing off the whiskers of foster kittens. He is the subject of "Special wewivery! It's a dumb cat!" Members insist they are not-a-cultmunity. Deli will poo in the washing machine, bite toddlers, and attack the vacuum at every opportunity.
by Teffie208 July 30, 2024
Get the Deli Departmentmug. Jennifer Anniston is so hot I warmed up a piece of deli meat in the microwave and gave myself a deli delight.
by Eye Glass Pimp January 4, 2021
Get the Deli Delightmug.