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Suspendisse Delusion

An internal mental fear that a person you’re in love with might be a different biological sex then they appear to be or claim to be.

This internal mental fear is not recognized as a disorder or phobia. At least not yet. For now, it’s a word that refers to the fear stated previously.
Michael: Hey Jack, you know Nancy?
Jack: The girl you like? Of course.
Michael: What if she’s actually a boy in disguise?
Jack: What kind of fucking drugs are you on?

Michael: I don’t know. I’m just... worried...

Frank: Michael, you have Suspendisse Delusion.
by The Random Dictioneer May 19, 2020
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Liv delusion

a very specific brand of delusion. this is where you dated someone who dumped your ass, then you go on acting like they didn't. this includes posting about them on social media with captions like "loml" and texting them asking when your next date is, when honestly they probably blocked your number.
if left untreated, you will likely end up throwing your entire life away for this person, failing your ACT and never going to college because all you do is think about them. therefore, it's best to seek treatment as soon as onset of symptoms begin.
1: did you see Amy's latest insta post? still posting about Ethan and her anniversary even though he dumped her ass
2: oof she got that Liv delusion. someone better save her before it's too late
by ZFTyler April 28, 2025
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capgras delusion

Perhaps the most fucked-up disorder to ever grace this planet. It's when someone holds the delusion that someone they know—a friend, relative, spouse, pet, anything like that—is replaced with an identical imposter.
Discovered by psychiatrist Joseph Capgras (who is also the namesake of the disorder).
The capgras delusion is terrifying.
by 7568ino November 14, 2023
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Delusions of Contour

When a woman believes the more amount of makeup she wears, the more attractive she appears to be.

This is never the case as it only highlights their crippling insecurities and nonexistent self-esteem.

Like all mental illnesses, women who suffer from delusions of contour need professional help.
Darius: Yo did you see Emily at the party last night?!
Jude: ya but she was looking beat ngl
Darius: that birthday makeup she had on was outlandish!
Jude: kinda feel bad, she got some serious delusions of contour. Homegirl was out here lookin like Pennywise from Wish!!
by bredsheeran81 January 2, 2024
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Spider-Man Delusions

Thinking oneself is the character Spider-Man. Many fans of the character may experience this.
“My friend is so obsessed with spider-man that i think he might have Spider-Man Delusions!”
by Himothy3717327 November 24, 2023
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Delusions of Grant Recipient Grandeur

A co worker who is not the boss who acts like they are the boss, prison guard, and chief bean counter.
James put a bag of trash in my office because they have delusions of grant recipient grandeur
by Liberation Theology November 25, 2024
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smell-delusion

When Addy smells something that isn't there.
Addy has frequents smell-delusions, #delusionalnose
by pPenix October 24, 2017
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