desolation of smaug

After anal, the gape is enough to fit a dragon in it.

I think she prolapsed, it's like the Desolation of Smaug

by Aggroast April 16, 2017

Clinton Deflection

Scapegoating Bill Clinton for every failure of Republican politicians.

Bush did not lie. His was misinformed as a result of faulty "intelligence". A team which was set up by Bill Clinton, yet another of Lucifer's drones.

by DKIA May 9, 2005

defabation

The act of pooping and masturbating at the same time.

My stomach hurts, so I had to go to the bathroom and have a solid Defabation session.

by wankinpoops November 13, 2011

Deflator

someone who is trying to lose weight

Jim McNally is a big man trying to lose weight, that's why they call him the "Deflator."

by JJR222 May 15, 2015

defamation

The colloquial term for Wikipedia.

"Have you read the article on Larry King? OMG defamation!"

by Limecat4eva November 9, 2008

defilathon

A Defiling contest, usually accompanied by the consumption of alcohol, wherein teams compete by taking pictures of their teammates in the act of dry humping people, monuments, or artifacts.

We held the third annual Defilathon last Tuesday, and man did it rock. Gaz defiled the CN tower and then Dave and Norman double teamed the skeezy old bicycle we found.

by Defiling Dave August 31, 2006

Airborne Defecation

Its what you breathe in when someone around you (or you) farts. Little feces particles floating in the air.

...im pretty sure that smell is us inhaling someones airborne defecation...

by llasfgiwhnb October 16, 2009