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caffeine deficit disorder

When one is extremely sluggish and unable to think about anything but coffee. Timing varies, but it is often reported to be particularly intense at 6 am, 9:30 am and 3:30 pm.
Oh man, my Caffeine Deficit Disorder (CDD) is totally kicking in, if I don't get some coffee soon this hole day will be a waste of breath.
by Stoolie May 23, 2014
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Jamaican Defibrillator

The act when CPR is administered on an inebriated person by (at least) 3 Jamaicans by slapping their man meat on the person's chest for resuscitation.
Kirsten was on vacation in Jamaica and passed out at the bar. She finally woke up after she got a Jamaican Defibrillator.
by Stefalpha July 25, 2016
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The inability to comprehend anything containing more than
140 characters.
President Lincoln, we know it's an important speech tomorrow at Gettysburg, but considering tweet attention deficit disorder could you cut it down to 140 words?
by I.M.Salmon March 5, 2011
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Chemical Cerebral Defibrillation

Getting so drunk it re-sets your brain.
"I need to get shit-faced drunk." "You mean a chemical cerebral defibrillation?"
by Stace138 June 24, 2012
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attention deficit vagina

any male who consciously or unconsciously deserts his fellow male bretherin in a futile attempt to get some snatch or pussy. This is usually done by an inferior male that believes himself to be of high status.
Male 1: Dude, Frank is such a douchebag!
Male 2: why, did he hit on your bitch or something?
Male 1: Worse, he had major attention deficit vagina and bailed on me and the guys!
Male 2: Did he at least get any?
Male 1: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?
Male 2: Wow, Frank is a fucking prick
by Nurak K. June 9, 2008
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defiance

A town in Ohio graced with short sight and small minds; where your business is everyone else's; the black hole of goals; and the ball and chain of dreamers, truly a great place to live.
Town of Defiance: "What do you want to do with your life Jimmy?"

Jimmy: "I want to follow my dreams, become great and change the world!"

Town of Defiance: "Fuck that Jimmy, little did you know we have been trying to keep you down since you were born by talking about you behind your back, getting overly involved in your life, we will suck you back in, because Defiance is the black hole of all hopes and dreams. Defiance, a great place to live if you have no dreams!

Jimmy: "What the hell is wrong with you people, fuck this, I am never coming back."
by escapee November 1, 2004
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Defiant Deposit

After a night of love making and the male wakes up rock hard and ready but is denied the morning love makin', he proceeds to rub a quick one out, shoot it on the sheets and leave immediately.
"Man, she said she was tired and hung over and didn't feel like doin' it so I had to leave the Defiant Deposit.
by Steezay July 9, 2010
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