defecation baton

rigid stick or prod for 'conducting' a "movement" (bowel , or "Lincoln Log") into and through a toilet! ie: a process of
minimization! (note: same as "defecation wand" , from the same "artiste" )

the whole world came out of my buttle (butt hole) i'm getting my defecation baton!

judy "cut" a Lincoln Log and had to chop it up with her defecation baton !

by michael foolsley January 2, 2022

Oral Defecation

What you politely call "talking shit"

I had to leave the room . . . his oral defecation was making me nauseous.

by sunkeyeno.3 July 31, 2012

defacated pantaloons

pooed pant, however no mere type of regular pants such a boxers or yfronts but pantaloons, the king of pants

eds pantaloons after i chase 40,000 cows towards him

by sam \\\\\\\'eins\\\\\\\' lonsdale March 28, 2003

defocrat

another term for a Democrat

The defocrats want to give everyone welfare benefits but don't know how to pay for them.

by trumpy January 24, 2008

Deterated

When your spelling is SO bad even spell check can't help your stupid ass spell detioriated.

My ex husband claimed I was responsible for how badly our relationship had 'deterated'

by Rainbow00Brite October 1, 2018

Dog Defecation

When a dog leaves a large pile of loaf on the sidewalk.

I'll give you a dollar to eat that Dog Defecation.

by Jon Desir July 1, 2006

defecate on

To utterly disrespect or ruin.

I'm totally gonna defecate on her pro-life stance in Debate tomorrow.

by eclecticbass November 12, 2010