Self-Deprecating Defacating

Lashing out at or making fun of your own Shit

Bruce: I took a shit last night that was so bad, the power grid went down for 30 minutes
Lisa: I believe you just engaged in some classic Self-Deprecating Defacating

by Urban humor May 23, 2019

defecanestration

to relieve one's bowels out of a window onto a political or societal enemy. essentially a defenestration of poo.

In the famous defecanestration of 2009, Delta Airlines received what they deserved for losing my luggage 3 times in a row.

by basooj January 11, 2010

defacebooked

When your so called friends have rejected you on their list of friends

so you've been defacebooked

by sanjcamel December 26, 2010

Defecation deficit

To not be able to take a shit; to be constipated.

Sorry, that was my digestion. I'm in the middle of a defecation deficit.

by maltar April 9, 2011

defecacious

Having the ability to find a good, clean place to take a shit, by instinct alone. A portmanteau word from "DEFEcate + effiCACIOUS.

I don't know how George found that nice, clean rest stop five miles down the highway---he's very defecacious!

by pentozali September 9, 2012

defecate

TO POOP

I'm going to defecate on your face!

by defecate November 15, 2019

Defecation Dost

A defecation dost is described as a friend, comrade, or whatever of that sort, who happens to take a shit at the same time as you. The simultaneous ritual of taking a shit while being in contact with each other, ex. Through texting, is when they can be established as this as they are defecating, and being « dosts » (which is friends in the Hindi language).

« Hey dude, I just took the biggest dump this morning my bowels feels RENEWED »

« Same?? Dude I took one too it was ETHEREAL. »
« Oh my god...we’re defecation dosts! »

by WINWINIESYOSHSH December 23, 2020