Darwin (DDCM)

DDCM (Dashing Devil Causing Mayhem), Founded by Charles Darwin himself this Creature spawned from the shores of Cuba where it lived its early stages of life near the shores. The DDCM was then transported to the United States where it began to evolve into adulthood.

When it feels threatened it can strike as quickly as a King Cobra and if the DDCM manages to bite the prey will be under its control until death. The prey develops Stockhold Syndrome and begins to protect the DDCM falling into it's spell.

Good looks, Charm, and charisma, are obvious qualities the DDCMs are born with. These qualities cause mayhem to rise as many mates chase after it. Each of the candidates fight vigoriously for the chance at the DDCM's affection. And after many full moons only one candidate will be victorious.

After the intense filter of mates, this mating ritual is not complete. The DDCM becomes engorged and fulfills the duty to the partner chosen. This ritual continues daily until offspring is achieved.

Qualities: Intelligent, Agile, Courageous, Passionate, Protective, Nurturing, and Powerful

I need to find a Darwin(DDCM) for me.

No one better out there than a Darwin (DDCM)!

Damn that Darwin (DDCM) is good looking!

by Have you seen my Honey? December 24, 2016

Darwin Award

An award that commemorates Charles Darwin by giving it to people who remove themselves from the gene pool in a spectacular way.

‘Did you hear about the guy who got thrown from his car after he crashed it whilst spanking it?’

‘Yeah, definitely deserves a Darwin Award. Fucking moron’

by DarwinDipshit December 26, 2018

darwin jackson

Name of a person (tool) used to remove herpes from the anal glands of homosexual monkeys.

My herpes are flaring up again, call the herpe man Darwin Jackson

by Crossedup February 28, 2019

Venereal Darwinism

When the STD you already posses overpowers and defeats those of the STD that you've contracted from your latest conquest.

Ryneaux: Dude, aren't you worried about hooking up with that chick raw-dog? I hear she's got the herp!

Mocha: Naw, its gravy. I've already got AIDS, its like Rock vs. Scissors. Venereal Darwinism dude. The strongest survives inside.

by The Mocha November 27, 2012

Viral Darwinism

Natural selection as observed by Charles Darwin; the survival of those who can comprehend the nature of a virus.

'The "protesters" are proudly hastening their own extinction', she thought, as they chanted the name of their ignorant leader. 'Many of them will die in a fog of pure Viral Darwinism.'

by Monkey's Dad April 22, 2020

Darwin Award

Charles Darwin believes in natural selection, weaker beings die, stronger ones survive and reproduce to live another day. The Darwin Award is handed out on the internet usually to people who post videos on youtube demonstrating their purest skills at being a retard putting his or her life on the line.

Darwin is watching. This one has potential for a Darwin Award.

by simio January 16, 2008

darwin olympics

When you completely ignore facts that can get you and a large group of people sick or dead, you’re playing Darwin olympics.

You’re ignoring the CDC and hanging out at the bar during the spread of coronavirus? Good luck with th Darwin olympics.

by warpig March 17, 2020