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Spunk Knuckle Duster

When your girlfriend gets spunk all over her knuckles after wanking you off and threatens you in a comical manner with the "spunk knuckle duster".
Girlfriend to boyfriend after wanking him off *she brandishes fist* "I'll punch your face in with my spunk knuckle duster you minger!"
by Freakosaurus April 26, 2011
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Serial Dater

Someone who feels like they always need a boyfriend or girlfriend. Often, Serial Daters believe they are in love after dating for two days. These relationships usually last for about two weeks, followed by much moping and heartbreak until the next guy or girl comes along two days later, at which point the cycle begins again.

These people are often insecure and need another person to boost their self-esteem.

Most commonly seen in high school girls.
Three days ago, Tori was madly in love with Cody. Then they broke up, and now she's in love with Jason. She says that he's the one, and they're going to get married and have three kids. She is such a Serial Dater.

This is the fourth boyfriend Amber has has this month! She is such a Serial Dater.
by advaschechel February 7, 2010
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Duster

Refers to a man with a limp on his left leg who is also a thief, a moron, a band member, and someone who loves cheese.
Duster loves cheese!
by Mister Saturn July 24, 2016
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fairy duster

an uber feminine heterosexual person with a dick that fails at everything they try to do
"Man! You are SUCH a fairy duster! You just got totally rejected by that hot chick because you're too girly! What a fairy duster!"
by Qui Qui November 12, 2009
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Disterclass

When somebody’s tweet makes you want to hululer you can say that his tweet is a disterclass
Gael’s last tweet is so genant, this guy is finito, he can’t tweet anything but disterclasses
by Greg le goat March 6, 2021
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dusters

Any heavy ring or object designed to protect the knuckles or aid the hand when fighting.
by dusty bin October 14, 2004
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Serial Dater

A serial dater is someone who doesn't know what they want in a relationship. They keep dating all kinds of people from different backgrounds trying to land the person they think they can fit themselves into the lives of who they date. A serial dater will go to a party with a date and will try to make moves on others who already are in a relationship or has a date or gf at the party. This person will think she can also get him, as she plans on all the people she dates. She prefers steak dinners to salads. She is a taker, not a giver. No wonder all the guys don't stick around to be with her. She will continue to prowl on the internet on free dating websites like PlentyOfFish.com, Match.com, and all other free websites. She never pays. She only takes. If she ever gives, it will be from something or somewhere where she has taken.
Helen is such a serial dater. She has dated so many men and nothing lasts. She is looking for a free steak or lamb dinner.
by TellItLikeItIs. January 19, 2015
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