dildo

An extremely reliable device used when male genitalia is not desired, cannot stand up to the occasion,or needs a little help. They are readily available, hard and waiting, to stimulate with no purpose but to provide pleasure to it's user. One size does not have to fit all!

"Why get real? Dildos are cheaper and come in prettier colors."

by Sky October 2, 2003

Dildo

(Adjective) Describing a person who is acting like a dick because they are too immature to be real in the situation.

You’re being such a dildo.

by Plainwhiteguy May 22, 2019

Dildo

When someone is acting like a dick, but is too fake to be one

"Jim s SUCH a dildo"

by Gijinkmom March 18, 2019

dildo

An Insult For A Person Not Real Enough To Be Called A Dick.

That Dude Is Being Such a Dildo!

by Mister Ian L. Fuller March 1, 2017

Dildo

Male who just lie there during sex, without moving. They are the male equivalent to a “starfish”.

He talks big, but is a dildo in bed.

by Justagirl1991 March 7, 2020

dildo

A rod thingy that associates with penis,like a hotdog.

Anonymous:She likes dildos?
Y/n:yep,gross.

by GIEBUG!! December 7, 2022

Dildo

You shove it up your ass

Person 1: *uses dildo*
Person 2: *audible gasp* “WOWEE.”

by proasseater6969 August 26, 2023