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dildo

An extremely reliable device used when male genitalia is not desired, cannot stand up to the occasion,or needs a little help. They are readily available, hard and waiting, to stimulate with no purpose but to provide pleasure to it's user. One size does not have to fit all!
"Why get real? Dildos are cheaper and come in prettier colors."
by Sky October 2, 2003
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When someone is acting like a dick, but is too fake to be one
"Jim s SUCH a dildo"
by Gijinkmom March 18, 2019
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(Adjective) Describing a person who is acting like a dick because they are too immature to be real in the situation.
You’re being such a dildo.
by Plainwhiteguy May 22, 2019
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An Insult For A Person Not Real Enough To Be Called A Dick.
That Dude Is Being Such a Dildo!
by Mister Ian L. Fuller March 1, 2017
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A toy which girls use or a fucking island,who named an island as Dildo?
Man 1: Wow that's a huge Dildo!
Man 2: You talking about that toy or the island?
by DumbestWordsEver November 26, 2020
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Dildo... hmm you use it to fuck yourself if you don’t have a boy/girlfriend
Person 1- ah yes I use this dildo to shove it up my pussy and I have an orgasm
by CreamyCum December 30, 2020
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A rod thingy that associates with penis,like a hotdog.
Anonymous:She likes dildos?
Y/n:yep,gross.
by GIEBUG!! December 7, 2022
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