dental plan, lisa needs braces

a timeless phrase, used with great versatility. you can say this at pretty much any time or situation but definately works best when said during one of those long awkward pauses in a conversation.

sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.

taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....

... dental plan, lisa needs braces

some guy: "and that's when i realized that my glasses were on my *head* the whole time!"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"

by Olly J July 8, 2005

dental plan, lisa needs braces

Nonsensical chant derived from an episode of the simpsons. Great to use at TGI Fridays on monday night football.

Getz: "Dental Plan"
Everyone: "Lisa Needs Braces!"

by Getz December 23, 2003

Dentality

noun. the quality of being gnawed on.

"The promiscuous woman walked towards the precociously placed paintbrush. Her peg leg had dentality, as if it were a rabid dog's chew toy."

by Reverend Al Sharptoned October 16, 2009

dental hydroplosion

a deadly disease in which your teeth melt and drip down the back of your throat

Where did her teeth go? Oh she has dental hydroplosion.

by xxxdrphil December 22, 2019

Dental dong

Dental dong it's like floss but for you're penis

Man I had to use that dental dong stuff you get a the doctor I had to go alone cuz my mom said it would be weird if she showed up to

by ChungsterAndFriends July 13, 2020

lmao u so dental

You say this when you think the other person is being very dental.

'Becky, lmao u so dental so I think its best if we don't talk anymore'

by TheNooter69 March 4, 2018

dental coverage

A secret Connecticut code word for someone on cocaine referring to the fact that cocaine is corrosive to teeth.

Hey do you think that wierd girl over there has dental coverage?

by Feetyboi March 19, 2018