dental plan, lisa needs braces

a timeless phrase, used with great versatility. you can say this at pretty much any time or situation but definately works best when said during one of those long awkward pauses in a conversation.

sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.

taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....

... dental plan, lisa needs braces

some guy: "and that's when i realized that my glasses were on my *head* the whole time!"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"

by Olly J July 8, 2005

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dental plan, lisa needs braces

Nonsensical chant derived from an episode of the simpsons. Great to use at TGI Fridays on monday night football.

Getz: "Dental Plan"
Everyone: "Lisa Needs Braces!"

by Getz December 23, 2003

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Dental hygienist

Å primary dental healthcare provider who cleans your teeth. Dental Hygienists first earn a degree, which takes 4 years. The first 2 years of college classes are the same pre-reqs as nurses; the 2nd 2 years are dental. After graduating, they must take a national written board exam, a regional practical board exam, and sometimes a state board exam, in addition to a state jurisprudence exam.
We clean teeth, take X-rays, & do surgery on patients with gum disease. In some states, we restore teeth, too.
Dental hygienists are highly educated, and can make 6 figures a year. This dental hygienist makes $150!

Patient: Bruh, my dental hygienist is always nagging me to floss more. It’s so annoying!
Friend: You should listen, your breath be stank…

by SuperRDH October 6, 2025

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