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cunted

The sort of thing neds say to one another make themselves sound hard
See youse, ure oll gonna get cunted!

Aw man, I wiz cunted at the weekend
by BrettS June 26, 2005
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Cunted

Verb:

1: To cunt ones head.

2: Strike or hit (someone or something) very hard.

3: Heavily defeat (an opponent).
Eanna Carroll fell off his bike and Cunted his head off the ground, cheese-grating* his face off the road.

*See Cheese-grated
by SlimsLynch May 16, 2011
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Tunnel Cunted Whore Bag

VERY loose women, easy, slut.

Usually used by women about other women
( Behind their back's Naturally! )
Betty: I reckon that bitch Tammy would take on a football team!

Emma: That's because she's a Tunnel Cunted Whore Bag!
by Bourbydol May 4, 2006
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Slope Cunted Bitch

This phrase (depending on its context) is defined by the definitions of the word "Slope." Both are derogatory and both are aimed toward women, because of the words cunted and bitch.

Slope 1: Derogatory term directed at Vietnamese people during the Vietnam War.

Slope 2:Derived from "continental slope," which means a slope created by the collision of two continental landmasses.

Refer to: Cunt, Bitch
Vietnamese:
Example (noun): Vietnamese women are such sloped cunted bitches.
Example (adjective): Fuck that slope cunted bitch, she ruined my dry cleaning.

Continental Slope:
Example (noun 1): She is such a slope cunted bitch that the walls of her vagina have begun to collide. This bitch is such a raging cunt, that even her anatomy has begun to keep men out.
Example (adjective 1): Steve fucked that slope cunted bitch, and now his dick is crooked.
by JustinBeebz2014 August 23, 2014
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double-cunted

double-cunted: particularly wanton, lewd, perverted or lascivious; also, and more often, a generic insulting adjective combined with other terms.

Etymology: alluding to engagement in sexual activity of auxiliary orificia (e.g., mouth, anus) in addition to or other than the orifice devoted to elimination of sloughed endometrium, aborted embryo, babies, other emissions, excretions or discharges (i.e., vagina or cunt). The generic use of "double-cunted" represents semantic bleaching or desemanticization (cf "bastard" as a general insult though it originally refers to illegitimate children)
"How can you live with yourself, you double-cunted whore?"

"Please use breath mints or shut the fuck up double-cunted cum-guzzling gutter-slut!"

"You back-stabbing, double-cunted bitch!"
by apocope February 19, 2010
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cunted

to be made a bitch...to be made an example of...to be cunted
Tom: Did you watch the Green Bay Packers play the NY Giants?
Frank: Yeah...Al Harris was destroyed by Burress time and
time again...
Tom: Yeah...Al Harris was cunted...totally
by Chris H Graham February 29, 2008
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custody

when a pudding is imrisoned agaist its will for committing a cake crime.
the cherry bakewell is being held in custody after raping a rhubarb crumble. No wait... thats custardy!
by runnybum December 3, 2005
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