Cumpatriot

A person who takes pride or is patriotic of their semen's color,texture,taste,smell,density,load size,ejaculatory velocity,sperm count,accuracy etc. Basically someone who is in love with his semen and the act of ejaculating.

Bro #1-"Dude, Miles is such a cumpatriot"
Bro #2- " I know brah, he cant stop talking about his jack adventures, i bet he's in love with his hot foam"
Bro #1- "totes dawg, lets go taste each others brojuice"
Bro #2- "I'll get the big black dildos!"

by a-dizzledawg September 20, 2009

cummyness

to involve cum

"sorry babe, i'll stop with the cummyness

by tacobellover March 1, 2011

cumpedo

When you are in a public pool and you stick you penis in the jet and cum, then your cum shoots across the pool.

Person in Pool: "Ah something just hit me in the leg"
Person 2 in Pool: "Sorry it was my cumpedo

by Sjkool May 21, 2017

cumpère

A person who introduces the performers or contestants at the Annual Porn Awards.

Kathy was the cumpère again at this year's Backdoor Porn Awards. She won best Anal Porn Scene for her part in the movie "Take The Gravy Train."

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017

Cumplicated

Occurring when a relationship finally involves jizz but hasn’t yet been firmly established, by onlookers, or by participants, as “a thing”. Nothing’s official, except the orgasms.

Jenny and Matt did the dirty, but they hadn’t yet gone public. Things were cumplicated.

by Henryharlem October 29, 2020

cummy wrist

When someone wanks too much and their wrist goes soft.

Oh did you miss because you have cummy wrist.

by uvchngd November 28, 2020

Cuepy

This word was created by moriah elizabeth, in a very recent video of her, 'Spin the wheel, Squishy makeovers #24' . Cuepy is a person or object that is both creepy and cute. And it is said as Kyupie!!

The songs by the singer Melanie Martinez are cuepy.
The cupcake costume of Moriah Elizabeth was cuepy.

by Moriah's biggest fan December 18, 2020