Cumbrain

The average redditor, obsessed with hentai, porn and jacking off.

Ewwwww, Brian is such a cumbrain

by Doctor ball-tickler February 8, 2022

Cumber Snatching

To Snatch Cumber and form an unruly collection of cumbers.

'That's a damn fine Cumber, I'm 'avin that...'

-Cumber Snatching

by JamesLikesCumber May 18, 2011

cumberland puss

gettin some pussy while wearing timberland boots, preferably pink colored ones

Miles: can we do it cumberland puss style because i hate taking off my pink timberland boots
Mere: NO YOU LOOK LIKE A MEXICAN FAG IN THOSE BOOTS

by Daqutee March 16, 2010

cumbersome

awkward shape; either too large or too weighty to carry.

usually assocated with something unwieldly

The artist formally known as Moyesyside has a knob shaped like a kelloggs cornflake box, its very cumbersome

by Sack the Juggler November 22, 2007

Cumberland Island

an island off the coast of Georgia (USA, not the former Soviet republic)

Simply put, it is the most beautiful place on earth.

And no, I don't live there (but wish I did). Only a few people live there, most of it is national seashore. The rest of the dry land is forest of huge old oaks with animals running around. And wild horses running wild on the beach.

Very few people live there. It's mostly federal land and they allow only 300 peeps in at a time.

Let's go to Cumberland Island.

by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd May 4, 2007

Cumberbatched

To be overtaken and swooned by the perfection that is the actor Benedict Cumberbatch. Being Cumberbatched will result in the (most likely female) viewer's ovaries exploding and inevitable panty dropping.

I watched Sherlock last night and I was Cumberbatched by his smoky baritone voice.

by kaybeelove December 28, 2010

Cumbrella

The umbrella you take to The Folsom Street Faire to prevent cum landing on your head as men masterbate out the apartment windows above.

Damn it! I forgot my cumbrella! Now I'm gonna get jizz in my hairs!

by mecp007 September 21, 2014