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cumbucket 

a person who is such a slut that they can be metaphorically represented as follows: as being a bucket which collects the ejaculate of thousands of soldiers who have not seen their wives/girlfriends for years. If every soldier (amongst thousands) was ordered to ejaculate into a bucket, this bucket would represent that slut.
Holy Shit...that bitch is quite the cumbucket
cumbucket by B514 December 7, 2006
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cumbucket 

A bucket full of cum.

Pretty self explanatory, I don't know why you googled it.
"Shut the fuck up you cumbucket"
cumbucket by tespallinmaystr April 29, 2016

Cumbucket 

A vessel, typically made of stone, occasionally of hammered bronze, used to capture male ejaculate. Cumbuckets are commonly found in Mesopotamia, or present-day Iraq.

Thousands of years ago men would gather round communal combuckets and engage in a circle jerk as part of a religious ceremony. Once a bucket was filled with male ejaculate a female virgin would be drowned in it, and then consumed in a celebratory feast.

This practice has begun to fade in recent years, and cumbuckets have all but disappeared outside of college fraternities.
1. The Smithsonian has a new display of cumbuckets recently unearthed in Iraq.

2. I got gay drunk at a frat party and circle jerked into a cumbucket.
Cumbucket by BennyC November 30, 2006

Cumbucket 

Someone who is such an asshole that they just piss you off like that.

Can also be used to describe a girl (or guy) who is slutty and who's mouth is just a sperm bank open for business 24/7
"I fucking hate that girl, she is such a slutty cumbucket."
Cumbucket by Turtilator200 May 11, 2016

boobysnatch cumbucket 

Even though you don't know what this is, his name popped in your head, huh?

The mispronunciation of Benedict Cumberbatch.
Jake: Yo his role in Dr.Strange was sick!
Brittney: Oh yeah!! What's his name again? Boobysnatch Cumbucket?
Zoey: Brittney, you whore. Its Benedict Cumberbatch

cumbucket 

The vagina
I rammed my manmeat deep inside her cumbucket.
cumbucket by Pedro May 9, 2004

Cumbucket 

a bucket or pail, in which men ejaculate into. Usually used for circle jerks.
Hey Donavan, pass the Cumbucket, i gotta blow my load!!
Cumbucket by Jacob Golden January 13, 2008