Culinary terrorism

When you're supposed to be preparing your boss's lunch and you poison them whether accidentally or not.

The term was invented by Jesse Watters of fox News f-sag. He now thinks his recent case of food poisoning or upset stomach was due to culinary terrorism perpetrated by his assistant Johnny

by Sexydimma May 26, 2023

culita

Slang term for “butthole”

“I’m gonna eat your culita *nom nom*”

by Alan_asian June 14, 2023

Culinary Felony

When people, often white people, create culinary dishes that utilize random components that have no reason being mixed together

White people adding raisins to potato salad is straight up a culinary felony

by QuestionMarks October 21, 2023

Culinary Chameleon

That one person who always insists that "they'll have what you're having" at a restaurant, and will never pick for themselves.

Waiter: "Hello and welcome, what can I get for you guys today?"
Culinary Chameleon: "I'll just get what he's having."

by wolfishmass November 25, 2023

Culinaphobe

(noun) a person with an aversion to cooking or spending time in the kitchen.

"She only cooks under duress - she's a total culinaphobe"

by HollyJollyJoyride October 6, 2025

Visual Culinary Dysplasia (VCD)

The inability to correctly identify food visually

Andrew "hey, that bangers & mash looks delicious!"

Meg "its pasta, dickhead"

Visual Culinary Dysplasia (VCD)

by Manny Kin June 6, 2015

International Culinary Voyeurism

A fetish for watching women (or people) in foreign countries cook food, in the wilderness mostly (but not limited to it), while clothed, half-dressed, or naked. This fetish can be achieved both in person as a foreigner or via mediums like vlogging, live streaming or video chatting.

I love watching Tiffany Silver's videos! I really does it for my international culinary voyeurism!

by John Horsey May 11, 2023