filthy cuban

This occurs when you take a nasty shit and have to wipe excessively. Small pieces of shit paper get lodged in your ass hair and these become rolled up like a cuban cigar and are generally a nice yellowish brown color; thus a filthy cuban!

Man, I have a horible case of monkey butt; I have a couple of filthy cubans lodged in my ass.

by jakesony December 29, 2007

willow cabin

A reference to Twelfth Night, the heroine Viola, dressed as a boy, is sent by the Duke Orsino (with whom she is in love) to woo the Countess Olivia on his behalf. Olivia, still in mourning over the death of her brother, will accept none of the Duke's advances; however, she finds herself strangely attracted to the youth who has come to win her love. She asks 'him' what he would do if he were in love with her. Viola declares (in her most famous speech of the play):

I would Make me a willow cabin at your gate,
And call upon my soul within the house;
Write loyal cantons of contemned love
And sing them loud even in the dead of night;
Halloo your name to the reverberate hills
And make the babbling gossip of the air
Cry out 'Olivia!' O, You should not rest
Between the elements of air and earth,
But you should pity me!

I love you enough to make a willow cabin at your gate.

by Nathan Lane March 20, 2011

Cuban Time

The time frame that most people in Miami use for arriving for partys or events.
I.E. an hour or more late

"Dude, where is everyone? The party started at 8."
"They're running on Cuban Time, man."

by Scott Willson September 25, 2005

Cuban Time

The length of time, usually between 15 minutes and 1 hour 42 minutes, it takes for a native of Miami, Florida to show up to any specific scheduled event, such as work.

Rico got fired from work because he was always running on Cuban Time!

by The Lawrence June 9, 2007

cuban sandwich

A sandwich consisting of a 1/4 lb of ham, a 1/4lb of roast pork, mustard, thinly sliced dill pickles and swiss cheese placed between a sliced cuban bread. The sandwich is then placed on a plancha, or hot press panini which toasts the outside of the sandwich and heats the ham and pork. It is served on a plate and is best chased with beer, or a batido de mamey,Mamey milkshake.

That gringo in the post above did not eat a true cuban sandwich.

by Alberto_p April 29, 2006

cubicall

(Noun) The act of calling a coworker in a neighboring cubicle, instead of walking three feet to speak to them in person.

Tim: (as Mike passes by) Hey Mike, I need to talk to you about these reports.

Mike: Alright give me a second to get back to my desk and I'll give you a cubicall

by BlackjackII June 26, 2008

cuban

One who hails from Cuba or of close descent.

I'm from Cuba so that makes me Cuban.

by DC December 25, 2005