Crunchy 

granola or hippie. Used by unstable children or as a joke. Describes anything that's crunchy perfectly.

Mom-"Are you an IPad kid?"
Me-"Yes?"
Mom-"Dang, you do be crunchy then"

Crunchy by Pikasio February 25, 2022

crunchy 

1. When something has an unintended behavior (laggy, not working, etc)
2. Someone who is acting mean in nature.

My computer was crunchy all night!
I don't like name, they're crunchy.

crunchy by brapstu March 15, 2022

Crunchy 

Upstate New York slang for something that is worn out, disgusting, gross or unpleasant.

"I was at the stripclub last night and one of em smelled crunchy!"

"You been wearing them same Timbs since 94' they crunchy as hell!"

Crunchy by lcfrgang May 16, 2022

Crunchy 

Very nice delicious scrumptious and yes. Very enjoy. Crunchy.

Wow look at that person’s hair it’s so crunchy

I know right!! They’re so cool

Crunchy by Crunchy100 September 8, 2022

crunchy 

a person who is very funny

ur not crunchy or ur so crunchy

crunchy by icanloveyou1 October 26, 2022

Crunchy 

An adjective used to describe someone who goes all-natural in their lifestyle. Giving up seed oils, artificial colors and dyes, non-organic food etc. They eat grass-fed meat and whole foods like raw dairy and honey. Most consumed things are locally and responsibly sourced. They make everything from scratch and avoid preservatives. They avoid plastic and other harmful contaminants. This is all in an effort to balance the body’s hormones and restore health to the levels- no political affiliation or look is associated with this lifestyle. Synonymous with “granola”

Jess is so crunchy- she asked the restaurant to cook using beef tallow or ghee instead of vegetable oil

Crunchy by Crunchygal123 February 26, 2023

Crunchy 

Typically it means, making a sharp noise when bitten or crushed and (of food) pleasantly crisp. But now people are trying to make it a popular term for a granola, hippie mom. Stop trying to make crunchy happen.. it’s not going to happen. It’s not a thing.. even if people want you to believe it’s a thing. Don’t use it.. no one will know what you’re talking about..

The proper term.. wow these Cheetos are super crunchy.

Crunchy by Boombadabing July 20, 2023