Crotch Noob

A virgin.

That guy may be level 200 on WoW, but he's still a crotch noob.

by Aesthe February 15, 2010

Crotch stuffer

A man who will stuff the crotch area of his pants (often with socks) to enhance the look of his package

Oliver: Man... does Steve even think that looks real?
Tom: I guess so... he's such a crotch stuffer

by helloworld1345 February 18, 2010

Crotch Luggage

male genitals.

Hulk Hogan loves to show his crotch luggage to his children. Fez loves crotch luggage in his mouth.

by C. Styles November 5, 2010

Crotchability

One who has an irresistible tendency to draw another to the crotchal region.
Sometimes referred to as 'the C Factor.'

"You are drawn to mine, and no one else seems to be. Does this diminish my crotchability?"

"You have an extreme crotchability. I can't seem to keep my hands off it."

"Alli defiantly has the C Factor going for her".

by McGee Baxter 2012 November 6, 2010

Crotch Gremlin

The young child of a Karen and/or Kyle. They are often very rowdy and annoying, while their parents do nothing about them.

“Karen, please keep your crotch gremlins under control.”

by Just Another Human Person January 9, 2022

Cold crotch

the act of placing a cold beverage on the crotch or crotches of someone for the purpose of either stimulation or revenge

My girlfriend would buy me a drink so last night I cold crotched her

by It's Yo brotha July 16, 2015

kale crotch

a slang term for vegans that ~need you to know they’re vegan~ (a.k.a. all of them)

“Crystal? Is she that vegan lady that’s constantly doing yoga in her office? “
“Yes, she’s a total kale crotch.”

by yeurb_ughtt April 19, 2019