choking heat

Smoking a cigarette.

Jimmy T gave me shit for choking heat in in his car

by Heatmakers November 17, 2016

choking on LAN

The act of heavily underperformimg on a LAN setting when compared to online play. Terminology mainly used in competitive videogames (e-sports).

"The team was amazed to see just how hard he was choking on LAN, as he was their top performer online."

by IsaacTheEarl September 2, 2017

Choking the burrito

When someone squeezes their penis tightly in hopes to have it fit into a tight hole that naturally developed in a wall.

George thought that choking the burrito would help him become intimate with a hole that appeared in the wall, directly in his view as he sat on the toilet taking a shit.

by Neeomboo March 27, 2019

chili chokin' pepper belly

Something an immigration cop might call you.

Cop: "Freeze, you chili chokin' pepper belly!"

by Anthony Stoner March 27, 2008

Shelf cooking

Shelf cooking is a phrase coined by blogger, YouTuber, and TV personality Jordan Page, which describes the act of making meals starting First with ingredients you already have in your fridge, freezer, or pantry. You only buy ingredients from the store to supplement those meals-Not the other way around!

Our pantry is really stocked so for the month of May we will be shelf cooking!

by BriELeigh June 1, 2018

choking-the-bishop

to masturbate, wank, spank the monkey, jerk off, loose a torpedo, spunk your load, ejaculate through manual stimulation.

Bob was choking-the-bishop in the kitchen, when his mother came back unexpectedly from the shops and caught him.

by Andrew_ZV April 26, 2006

Corking

Pouring juice into ones anal cavity, then corking it with a butt plug, allowing the juice to firment into wine.

"Wow I'm thirsty but we drank all the wine"
"I got you man. I've been corking all week."

by Rab1s September 13, 2016