ur aunt a croissant

The strongest insult of all time, it will destroy every insult know to mankind the moment you utter this phrase. This insult should only be used by those who wish to destroy the planet.

Person1: ur mom gay
Person2: ur dad lesbian
Person1: ur granny tranny
Person2: ur grandpap a trap
Person1: ur uncy funcy
Person2 (the winner): well I did not want to do his Person1, but I must say it
Person1: no plz don’t
Person2: ur aunt a croissant
Literally everyone in the proximity of the earth: *explodes*

by Fastninjamichael April 4, 2018

croatian cock

Croatian Cock is known as one of the biggest, thickest and longest in the world.

There goes Tomislav again. He has a foot long Eastern European Croatian Cock! Tomislav pounded her so hard that she couldn't walk for a week.

by Luck of the Irish January 18, 2017

crofter's

The only jelly I'll put in my belly

Person A : What's the best jelly brand?

Person B : Crofter's

Person C : Smuckers?

Person B : F A L S E H O O D

by Sir. Sing-a-alot May 17, 2019

six of crows

An amazing book that will take your breath away, pretend to give it back, yank it baxk again, and then just eat it. Be careful, those of you who get too atatched to characters...but it's a good book anyway.

Characters to look out for: Nina Zenik, Kaz Brekker, Jesper, Wylan, Matthew, Pekka
It's the kind of book that you read when you have nothing to do with yourself for several days. Make sure that when you are nearing the end, you have the second book close at hand, so as to avoid that panic when you realize that the library may not have it and Amazon may not deliver for an entire day.

Person 1:Hey! Watcha reading?
Me: Six of Crows, it's a really good book.
Person 1: Cool. Can I read it?
Me: No.

by NinaZenikAtHeart April 4, 2019

crowd follower

Someone who just goes along with whatever everyone else is doing and doesn't think for themselves very much.

A crowd follower will typically see every popular new movie, vote for whoever the "cool" politician is and go along with whatever current pop culture says is in without actually putting much critical thought or research into it.

by Link1986 September 11, 2016

Cropper Milk

This is a meme in our school about our teachers tittie milk.

drink some cropper milk

by bаlls March 29, 2019

Crotch Theory Optimal

"Crotch Theory Optimal" or "CTO" represents a modification of the poker term "Game Theory Optimal". It is a phrase that was first coined in the aftermath of the Stones Casino Cheating Scandal. When the scandal went viral in early October of 2019, hundreds of hours of poker cash game footage came under scrutiny by many amateur and professional poker sleuths. As a whole, the community came to the conclusion that Mike Postle, with the help of Justin Kuraitis and possibly others, was cheating while playing on the Stones Live Poker Stream. One of the alleged methods of cheating involved Mike Postle placing his phone between his legs, and viewing information about his opponents' hands real time. There is much video footage which shows him looking down at his crotch while playing poker hands. Once he had information about his opponents' hands, he then often made many non-standard, and highly profitable plays. Mike Postle demonstrated that all you have to do to play optimal poker is look down at your crotch. Thus the term was born: "Crotch Theory Optimal" Joe Ingram is generally credited for first using the term on one of his YouTube Videos.

I tried to bluff the river with 8 high but my opponent made a sick bluff check-raise with 9 high. That's when I had to dig deep, look down at the phone which was hidden snugly between my legs, and bust out a vicious Crotch Theory Optimal response.... Reraise allin.

Poker is so easy when you can play CTO.

by FroggyBumBum. October 10, 2019