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Canyon Crest Academy

Secret zombie research labaratory in which mad scientists teach biology and manage to defy the laws of physics by burning coffee. the zombie research labaratory is located in the subsystems below the school only accessable through elevators not available to students. the only other access to the lab is the window underneath the library, which looks out onto the band rooms. several students have been taken into the labs for testing. these students often return to campus with symptoms such as bags under their eyes, being fond of the word "amazing" and possessing symptoms similar to those found in attention deficit disorder patients.
Chris Redfield: Dude where are all these zombies coming from????

Leon: i think the source is Canyon Crest Academy...

Jill: D00d THATS AMAZING!!!

Teacher: FEEL MY BURNING COFFEE! NREGGHHHHHH!!!
by Kilg0h and Apache April 30, 2009
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Crestache

1. noun. The tooth paste mustache one acquires while brushing their teeth. derived from the words Crest(toothpaste) and mustache.
I looked up at the mirror while brushing my teeth and noticed my huge crestache.
by Android.* January 18, 2009
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crest-striped

When a person of color makes a white joke, but it sounded too white that their friends try to avoid them.
person A: man i just got a new car
person B: nigga what ?
person A: yes, a toyota
person B: not a toyota !
person A: nigga is you serious? nah you are crest-striped for me
by ensor gio June 15, 2020
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Crest Academy

Crest is the worst of the worsts. Legit hell hole. If you go crest you will come out depressed and shit. The teachers are trash, especially the science teacher talking to herself 24/7.

They don’t support racism, homophobia and any discrimination yet they don’t do shit when it actually down to that df?
Overall don’t come here.
Person 1: “Have you heard of Crest Academy?”
Person 2: “I heard it’s well good.”
Person 1: “Nah it’s shit.”
by ouioui👍 November 15, 2020
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CRISTA

Women who get sacrificed for the lessons of other people— a women equivalent of Jesus
1: see that girl over there?
2: yes, why?

1: don’t mess with her, she’s a crista
2. a what?
1. a women Jesus...
2. ah.
by Mrs Mrs Mrs June 3, 2021
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Crestiflamate

Crestiflamate is to burn or fall from grace when at ones highest point.
The actor was the best ever on loved him, but because of his behavior he could not help but crestiflamate.
by GekoChan October 18, 2021
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