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chocolate covered night crawler

when a guy is buttfucking a girl and slips her a laxative. he then removes his penis from her anus, leaving it covered in shit. he then slides his dick up her torso leaving a trail of shit everywhere its been.
by ferrance January 24, 2010
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Chocolate-covered Sugar Daddy

The name given to a wealthy, old, gay man who is dating a much younger gay man.
The only reason Bob is with that Chocolate-covered Sugar Daddy is because he bought him that BMW!
by Donkeylips2 March 15, 2011
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Chocolate Covered Cherry

Word for a girl's asshole virginity. A girl loses her chocolate covered cherry by having anal sex for the first time.
Guy 1: "Did you have anal sex with her?"
Guy 2: "Hell yea! I took her chocolate covered cherry!"
by The Tank 111 April 22, 2011
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Chocolate covered blonde

A brunette with many blonde moments.
I would call you a dumb blonde, but youre a brunette.

It's okay, Im a chocolate covered blonde at heart :-P
by suppxlisa October 1, 2008
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covered wagon

When you wake up next to a girl you don't want to be next to anymore, straddle her face with your bare ass. Then take two pillows and put one on each side of your legs. The last step is to fart on her face to wake her up and the pillows lock in the smell. The act looks like one of those wagons people would ride out west back in the old days.
I woke up to this nasty bitch, so I gave her a covered wagon to get her skank ass out of my bed
by Matt July 18, 2003
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chocolate covered cherry

When your girlfriend is on the rag and on the toilet. You only have one bathroom and you have to drop a deuce really bad. You pop a squat on her lap and do your business anyway. What a blessing this life is!
Just try it! I promise it will be really fun. My girlfriend loves kinky stuff like that. It will make good fun on potty time. Chocolate covered cherry are delicious.
by this is ridiculous November 23, 2007
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chocolate covered peanuts

Look at those loose chocolate covered peanuts!
by Bulger March 23, 2005
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