When you poop on a MILF's chest, then have poopy sex with the breasts. Preferably having her kids watching.
by Smelly Corn November 25, 2009
Get the Jamaican Corndogmug. A punishment for rapists in which involves the removal of their penis, the hollowing out of the penis cartilage and the stapling of the penis skin to the end of a broomstick, followed by sodomizing of the rapist with said device.
Did you hear about that douchbag who raped that one chick?" "Yeah, that dude should so get a chinese corndog
by CodeHipster October 28, 2010
Get the Chinese Corndogmug. A surprise sex act where, while having sex with a woman on the beach, the man pulls out, sticks his penis in the sand, and quickly shoves it back in.
I fucked my girlfriend on the beach the other day. She's been such a bitch lately I was tempted to give her a crusty corndog.
by pwntang April 16, 2008
Get the crusty corndogmug. 1. A seller of Corndogs. 2. A close friend. 3. An insult that degrades a person by refering them to being a "low life" such as a "carnie". Synonomous with Mexican Corndog Vendor
Person 1: I like suguar and I like tea, but I dont like you dumbass no sire!
Person 2: Im gonna rip out your eyes and skull fuck you ya mexican corndog vendor!
Person 2: Im gonna rip out your eyes and skull fuck you ya mexican corndog vendor!
by MonsterDipper88 October 10, 2007
Get the corndog vendormug. When someone engaged in anal sex allows their partner to shit on their dick and it is left to dry out and harden resembling a burnt corndog.
by Toastybuns November 21, 2014
Get the burnt corndogmug. by CRUSTY CORNDOG September 29, 2017
Get the crusty corndogmug. by Blumpkinader December 7, 2022
Get the Furry Corndogmug.