concision

When someone tears apart your first draft and gives you about 500 suggestions on how to write it more concisely.

My paper bled red ink hardcore after that teacher's concision.

by Writing J February 13, 2009

Confusimonism

A body of beliefs and related practices created by the prophet Simon in 2012. Characterized as a religion, Confusimonism teaches that it is permissible and desirable to have multiple partners that fill the varying needs of each individual. Typical relationships may include but are not limited to; baby momma/daddy, girlfriend/boyfriend, sex idiot, roommate, chef/housekeeper, personal assistant. While members may choose to marry, monotony (otherwise known as monogamy) over an extended period of time is a frowned upon practice.

In practicing Confusimonism I’ve found true fulfillment and enlightenment.

by Tongue Punch January 9, 2013

concussion kings

Slang for the Virginia State Police Department, due to the fact that they are known for assailing citizens at protests until they get them concussions.

I am not going over there tonight. I have no desire to see the concussion kings this early in the week.

by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021

jumping to conclusions

paige and grace when there is no one else on the group facetime

they always think that everyone else is in another chat talking shit about them

paige and grace are always jumping to conclusions

by gordo the dog July 9, 2019

Inflection confusion

When you mistakenly use the wrong inflection at the end of a sentence, resulting in confusion from both the listening and speaking parties

Guy 1: man that cheeseburger was tasty as hell??

Guy 2: wtf did you just say dude

Guy 1: sorry man serious case of inflection confusion

by bones4436 June 13, 2009

confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house

a very confising situation. Named so because Mr. Kemp has six children with four different women, and so the occurence of father's day will likely feature puzzlement on Mr. Kemp's part as he tries to match the children with their mothers, not to mention the catfight bound to break out when four ghetto ladies gather to discuss the children fathered by the same man.

-How was the math exam?
-Fuck, I dont think I got a question right. It was as confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house...

by maks July 23, 2004

Centurion

100 shots. 100 minutes. Can be done with any alcoholic beverage not just beer. 1 person times on a watch and the participants must take another shot the moment a minute has passed. It's especially dificult to reach 100.

I just did a Centurion and passed out after 64

by huxley charbonnel September 12, 2007