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conspirate

origins in South Florida, (verb) to conspirate; to act in a way towards someone else with sneaky intentions; in collusion with a second party or more. to create a conspiracy. to make a conspiration. an alliance of conspirators.
Johnny's friends will conspirate to buy him a surprise birthday gift.
by mulletboat June 5, 2009
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consimate

After much sexual tension, they finally got married and consimated their relationship.
by Dexter17 December 9, 2008
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emotionally constipated

Without emotion. When one cannot express emotion for the life of them. Its like being constipated minus the shit. You just fail to show emotion towards anything. You just can't be emotional. Unlike actual constipation this does not go away after time.
Most men are emotionally constipated. Get used to it :)
by deb101deb June 24, 2009
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constipation

When poop gets rejected by the anus, and the intestines won't let go either.
Only after constipation does one realize that diarrhea is bliss.
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Nasal Constipation

When one cannot sneeze, and their nose becomes plugged and itchy.
Whoa dude. Rena was totally going to sneeze but then couldn't! Guess she has nasal constipation!
by PedoSnapz December 13, 2010
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brain constipation

what happens when you are trying desperately to remember something but unfortunately the constipation caused by the consumption of alcohol does not allow you to
Bradley: what's the name of that cheesy singer beginning with "Lady"?
Hubert: ummm....was it Goat? Oh, I don't remember. It's the brain constipation
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constipated

you cannot take a dump because your butthole is messed up at the moment, but you cannot poop for a looong time
ohhh man, I have shat for 2 weeks!

Damn! you must be constipated!
by yoimfromtokyobizatch March 1, 2004
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