chongle

To fondle a sexual partner's scrotum and testes in a pleasurable manner. This ordinarily will occur during the course of oral sex, but can take place during any sexual activity. It can be used as either a noun or a verb.

Bro A: Bro! I met this girl at the bar last night and she chongled me like I've never been chongled before!
Bro B: O hey bro dude! Last week I met a girl who did me a similar favor!
Bro A: No way! I think the females are catching on.
Bro B: Wait, did she have red hair?
Bro A: Why yes. Don't tell me you hooked up with Rachel.
Bro B: O bro, we just got chongled!

by chonglemeister March 5, 2011

Morning Congestion

A fake term created by famous American douchebag Dre Drexler. It is non-existent even though he apparently has a spray that gets rid of it.

This spray gets rid of my shitty morning congestion.

by Featuring Young Ceo October 12, 2019

model congress

thaa sickest extracurricular, where a bunch of teens congregate at a suhweet conference and solve all world problems in the span of two to five days. involves pimp suits and delegate dances where the hippest nerds go to writhe about in their banana republic committee duds.

"yo, where did you go this weekend? sounds like a partayyy."
"i was at model congress."
"what's that?"
"see above moron"

by heybabyimfobulous May 9, 2007

quadcumber conger lips

A phrase used to describe a young female of a most perverted nature who very much enjoys the act of fellatio.

"Jesus, look at that dirty slut over by the bar, what a quadcumber conger lips!"

by oyon December 3, 2006

Coggle

To get hit in the face with a blunt object, most specifically a wrench.

Shut up or ill coggle you.

I coggled him with my dads favorite wrench.

by Nickisamazing October 25, 2009

congealed

Thickening; solidifying

In art class, we made a substance that congealed.

by Hobbits.Of.Camelot September 24, 2016

concleous

Word used when someone is acting wild, crazy, immature etc.

Julie - “Shelby ran around the parking lot.”
Chelsea - “She’s so concleous.”

by John Edda November 17, 2018