concrete pumper

The act of overcoming constipation.

I ate way to much cheese a few days back, but after an especially challenging concrete pumper, I feel much better now.

by mr. pickles February 6, 2015

concrete cast on

A "concrete cast on" is another term used to describe a hard penis, BUT can only be used whilst traveling in a motor vehicle (or public transport of any sort).
It is most commonly used after someone has woken up from a short but tasteful nap, where an erection was not expected, or planned.

GUY 1: *asleep*
GUY 2: wake up dude, we've arrived at our destination
GUY 1: *wakes up* oh man I've got a raging concrete cast on right now!!

by jacky boy23 October 25, 2015

concrete status

When your d is so hard for it

Bae, I'm concrete status.. I can't go in the barn like this... It's like a productionon line.

by Xoxoittybittytitty December 16, 2015

conjure up a rip

Eat, drink, and/or do something to produce the nastiest smelling fart imaginable

I ate some Brussel sprouts and drank some beer to conjure up a rip

by SureShot141 July 13, 2016

concrete canoe

When you shit in a pool and it sinks to the bottom.

Lifeguard: Jimmy dropped a concrete canoe in the pool and I had to swim down and grab it.

by 222100965 June 19, 2016

concrete block machine

This is a machine that produces different concrete block to be used for construction.

high-quality concrete block machine is those that produce a different kind of concrete blocks.

by bessconcreteblockmachine June 2, 2018

concrete caveman

A solid white man who grew up in the hood.

There's Chris he's a concrete caveman he's not with the bullshit.

by Solo solid June 20, 2018