Bae Con

When a beautiful woman tries to trick you into giving her a pig.

As a pig farmer, I gotta remain diligent to avoid bae cons.

by Dingdongbro October 31, 2020

gros con

French for "you fat fucking cunt", but a bit softer.

When lots of gros cons meet up for a night out you have a gros con zone (GCZ).

Places with high levels of gros cons are Paris (whole city), London (the area between Holborn and Old St). Typical gros con professions: lawyer, paralegal.

Shut up, gros con! Shut the fuck up!

by AndyWhiteIsGod February 21, 2020

Santa con

An event where a whole bunch of obnoxious white people come from Long Island and CT to the big apple, dress like skanks and douche bags and get drunk.

"Hey you look like a fucking idiot. Where are you going like that?"

"Oh Im part of Santa con"

by BRONXAlpaca December 10, 2016

dub!con

dub!con or simply just Dubcon stands for Dubious Consent, and is often used within the slash community to imply works of fiction in which the consent of the reveiver is dubious. The relevance of the central exclamation mark is unknown although it often appears.

1. Write me some dub!con please? Its dirty but I like it.
2. Warnings: Drug use, dub!con

by dirtyjazzer February 18, 2009

Con Cac

A dick

Con cac me may

by HackyourlifewithVietnameselang February 5, 2018

non-con

Short for non-consensual. Online authors use this term to describe a story that contains non-consensual sex, aka rape. Artists could use the term to describe a picture with these themes, as well.

Warning: This fic is non-con, so if forced sex ain't your thing, please leave now.

by writer005 August 5, 2005

con funk

The stench of unwashed bodies clinging to gamers at nerd conventions. I.E. Dragon Con, Comic Con, World Con, etc.

The computer programmer's con funk was so thick that Becky, on her way to a Harry Potter question and answer session, nearly passed out.

by Marissa Perszyk April 20, 2008