Male companionship

When old ladies need some dick but still gotta act like they wanna chat and get dinner first. Usually found in newspaper ads cuz old ppl don't know about tinder or Christian mingle yet.

Attractive, healthy, energetic, 60 years old female looking for "male companionship"

by krohnson November 30, 2017

Complanion

Particulate slang for companion, used for an affectionate connotation. Properly spoken with a defiant, swish-like motion of long sleeves; high-pitched voice and an intent of affectionate emotions.

Jane: *in a squeaky voice* "My complanion, let us go on an adventure!"

Larry: *in a slightly less squeaky voice* "Where would I be without my complanion?"

by Belgian Eggroll June 12, 2016

Your Family Reunion is a Homosexual Communion

A statement so powerful it rips apart our dimension and jams it back together again in a mismatched manner destroying us all.

Ur mom gay. No u! Well your family reunion is a homosexual communion!
*screeches in pain as the world shreds itself*

by jiblord2003 May 16, 2018

cumpanion

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpadre (from 'compadre'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy, circle jerkers

Bill and Ted aren't an item; they're just cumpanions

by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 29, 2007

comparon

Spanish. Dominican slang for someone who is conceited.

Look at how comparon Julio has gotten after he got that new car.

Mira que comparon Julio se ha puesto despues que compro un carro nuevo.

by lovingit April 14, 2010

Comparison Ford

One who compares things all of the time.

stop comparing things, you are such a comparison ford

by Bob Pruitt January 27, 2010

Compassionist

Someone who continually strives to unite in love and grace instead of divide in anger and hostility. A person who regards feelings above anything else and seeks to soothe away pain and negativity so that the world can unite as ONE BIG FAMILY!

Great spiritual leaders are usually Compassionists. Only a great Compassionist can truly understand the plight of the less fortunate or even the sadness that dwells in the hearts that choose to hate.

by MiamiRaven July 6, 2010