commode-hugging drunk

He was commode-hugging drunk last night.

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commahore

When someone uses too many comma's in a report, email or text message!

When editing a paper, and you, find too, many, comma's used,=commahore

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After learning yoga I found that performing some of the poses while having bowel movements help with the evacuation process.

Constipation has not been an issue since I started implementing commode-a-yoga.

by anonymous February 16, 2026

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The nastiest dirtiest slut you can imagine that everyone has had a piece of worse than a dope whore

That bitch is such a nasty road commode I wouldn't touch her with someone else's dick.

by Funny frog June 20, 2016

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The Air Commode (as we christened him) wanted someone to go to Achill with him …

by Delbosco October 15, 2021

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Giving your partner oral while they're on the toilet.

Theresa was giving Vinny a world famous Brownie À La Commode.

by Tree Pagz February 15, 2018

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