Commit Alan

The art of blocking someone on any online social media account the moment they say anything remotely close to insulting you

Person A : joe mama
Person B: blocks Person A
Person A : ah i see he has commit alan

by Sushi~ October 24, 2019

Cuddles and commitment

It when you reach that stage of your relationship when your bored so you just cuddle without sex. Which still usually ends up with someone horny

Boy: hey you go to my place tonight
Girl: sorry I don't feel like having sex

Boy: no sex, just cuddles and commitment

by Callmecrazy5678 June 23, 2016

Committed A Jacob

(Phrase: Doing something extremely stupid, or doing a low iq move)

Ex. When Mr. March took Mrs. Garcia's family away, he committed a Jacob

by Jacob has been commited May 19, 2021

commitment game

A game where two people kiss but may not use their hands to touch each other and the first person to use their hands loses

"We played the commitment game and she lost because she couldn't keep her hands off of me"

by Julia Notroberts January 4, 2014

hulu and commit

When you find a person you plan to stay with and binge watch a series together till your eyes hurt. Just one more season, sleep is for the weak.

We have a lot to catch up on let's just hulu and commit tonight dear....

by Darkceltic December 4, 2015

hulu and commitment

As opposed to the casual nature of "netflix and chill," "hulu and commitment" is a modern marriage proposal, and the suggestion should be accompanied by a ring. A plastic ring from a gumball machine is sufficient.

A: We've been netflix and chillin' for the past two years, and I want to know if you're ready to hulu and commitment with me? (presents plastic eyeball ring)
B: ZOMG, WTF?!?!?!?! Word!

by Xenu2001 January 10, 2016

Committed Atheist

A committed atheist is an atheist who firmly believes that God's existence is impossible, and does not exist. This is also known as positive atheism, which is the explicit rejection of the belief in god and religions.

Committed atheists are most likely to be Anarchists, Marxists (dialectical materialism), Nihilists, and Anti-Theists.

He was a lifelong committed atheist, and constantly criticized religion.

by Kelmeer23 January 27, 2023