Youtube Coma

An unsettling experience where one goes on youtube to watch a single video and wakes up hours later not knowing what time it is or how much of their life was just wasted watching videos.

Are you okay? Where the hell were you?

Yeah, sorry, lost track of time... Must have been a youtube coma. What day is it?

by dreamweaver6242 January 28, 2010

Comando Guadalix

An 1954 guerrilla team of the Canary Islands military, who performed horrible attempts against the city of Guadalix. They were shut in for 40 years in a local jail of Madrid.

- Yo, dang, you're craziest than Comando Guadalix!

by nyoru June 10, 2013

lunch coma

Passing out after lunch or other meal due to slow digestion.

Due to poor digestion, she was unable to resist the lunch coma that put her in the supine after both lunch and dinner.

by Pamelot May 22, 2010

Sushi Coma

The lazy relaxed and sleepy feeling one has after eating too much sushi. likely due to the large amount of starch in the rice.

I fell asleep on the sofa after dinner. I had a case of sushi coma.

by toounknown January 8, 2010

jip coma

to be rendered unconscious via the administration of a large volume of semen

Who put fiona kennedy in a jip coma?

everyone at the microlab gangbang did

by jipcoma1 October 14, 2012

Stress Coma

When you are so stressed that you can’t do work but you also can’t relax enough to take a break. You are stuck in procrastination purgatory between work and break for hours, days, maybe even weeks.

I have so much work to do ... I've been in such a stress coma all day.

by madeye99 July 9, 2020

Turkey Induced Coma

Turkey Induced Coma -- the deep sleep that one goes through after eating a large turkey dinner, usually on Thanksgiving and Christmas

"Don't bother trying to wake your dad, he's in a turkey induced coma."

by TooSick4U November 26, 2009