college

an expensive daycare center

I'll be retirin' soon, and the kids is gettin' too old for no one to notice if I kill 'em...

by retarded student November 25, 2003

college sandwich

A sandwich consisting of two slices of bread, with a slice of bread in-between.

College sandwich. 100% bready goodness.

by ohokaylol December 2, 2007

Mentor College

The school that will most likely just have this definition removed. At this school we must pay to dress down, write 16 exams a year and get a detention for almost everything we do, we love our school!!!! Best school out there by far!!

Mentor College never gets snow days.

by egelloc rotnem February 2, 2013

st. john xxiii college prep

St. John is the true definition of hell. A Catholic high school located in Katy, Texas where students are separated into 5 cults and forced to compete against each other. Known as the crustiest school in the area, St. John excels at zero sports and contains strictly hoes and religious girls, nothing in between.

"Hear St. John xxiii college prep went 2-8 this season, thank god they're improving"

by Tim Jaureguido March 9, 2017

college

Supposedly the best years of your life. More accurately, a hellhole that knows no mercy and loves to beat you down and make you feel worthless. (See UC Berkeley)

College is supposed to be the best years of my life. I now want to kill myself if these are the "best" years.

by The Last Great American Liberal October 31, 2003

college poses

Completely unatural poses that make you appear smaller/skinnier or better looking, stolen from the movie superbad

90% of myspace default pictures feature college poses.

by cute.fatty June 7, 2009

college

A place where you look for a sense of belonging while eating yourself into a food coma.

I ate myself into a food coma in college.

by urbanflurbin February 24, 2015