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Cocktopus

A sexual position where the male has 7 strap-ons on and 8 girls surrounding him
I love giving Cocktopuses
by Dacocktopuss October 30, 2010
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cocktupus blockus

1. A woman who intercepts a swamp donkey.
2. A woman who intercepts a swamp donkey from continuously farting on a much more attractive mans lap that needs to be saved. The cocktupus blockus is a hero that really cares about that friend, and doesn't want that friend to feel violated or made to feel dirty....
1.The swamp donkey nearly snagged her prey when a cocktupus blockus sweeped him away
by Dave "the wave" December 14, 2010
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Cocktopus

A gay orgy involving 8 or more men.

Fem: octopussy.
"I was in a raging cocktopus last night, I'm still sore"
by Cocktopus Lord March 21, 2017
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Cocktopus

A true cockatopus is a male well in dowd, with a penis size of eight inches or greater in length and girth.
oh hell no, Ricky! get that cocktopus away from! Down boy!
by Shanandrashatiquawatermelonish February 1, 2019
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Cocktas

Cocktas is the verbal form of the word "Cocktai" meaning a penis that is particularly prickly.
Guy 1: We all have cocktas's.

Guy 2: O RLY?
Guy 1: YA RLY
by Creeper [MC] December 21, 2010
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cocktipsy

Just drunk enough to relax your penis when you are nervous because you are with a new chick.
I've got a blind date tonight so I'll have a couple drinks with dinner and get cocktipsy.
by eab_habib May 7, 2011
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Socktapus

The great octopus-like god ruling over dungeoneers in the world of warcraft. Tributes, prayer, and wearing of fealty tabards ensure his goodwill.
The great Socktapus did not look favorably on the mage and gave her a roll of 3 for her shoulder trinket token.
by Shutyerpiehole November 26, 2011
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