cluster fuck

a complete mess, a shambles.

who's in charge around here? ,this place is a complete cluster fuck.

by Heapcreed December 2, 2016

cluster-storm

Adjective that combines clusterfuck and shitstorm in such a way that the author does not use profanity, but the reader automatically fills in the missing information.

The wedding turned into a cluster-storm when the band drove their van over the wedding cake, through the flowers and into the infinity pool, which then gave way, dragging half the patio and the entire wedding party down the muddy hillside.

by basher9 May 30, 2018

cluster frick

a cluster of fricks

a cluster frick is a word that can be used to describe things or people in a group doing something stupid or dumb while also not cussing.

by just a meme February 4, 2019

Cluster Fuck

When a group of naked people all cram into a small space, and stick whatever they have in whatever hole they can find.

Wanna come to my party tonight? I’m planning a killer cluster fuck.

by Bolverkr September 5, 2019

Cluster Fluster

when you been hella horny for a real long time and you just get hornier and hornier

Luke: bruh i am mad horny right now ong
Harley: yooo bro you got that cluster fluster

by Princess of slang January 21, 2022

Cluster nut

The action of 10 guys ejaculating on top of one of your loved ones faces until the victim has accepted defeat.

Hey boys what do you think about pulling a cluster nut on Jerry’s parakeet tomorrow night

by Niggaman May 3, 2022

cluster ford

1. A disastrously handled situation or undertaking.
2. Deadly Buffoon, one who doesn't care about others who will be hurt by their antics
3. Disaster forced by greedy capitalists, sacrificing all but the most privileged.

Cluster Ford: Ontario's approach to COVID is a complete #ClusterFord

by lp76 May 16, 2022