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Taiwan bus clusterfuck

Traffic congestion caused by 2 or more Taiwan public buses blocking a multi-lane road. This is usually caused by one or more buses using the inside lane unnecessarily, even though there are frequent bus stops. Reasons bus drivers choose to use the inside lane vary and include, but are not limited to:

- trying to leap frog the bus in front of them
- attempting to pass a slow driver
- desire to be closer to the "front of the line" while stopped at a red light
- incompetence
- being born with a small penis
I could drive to work so much faster if it wasn't for all those Taiwan bus clusterfucks on Bei Xin Road
by King Xavier August 7, 2012
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claustra

abbrieve for claustraphobic
This elevator is claustra
by skjuvbsjkdBvksb November 25, 2018
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Clusterphobia

The fear of things that are in clusters. For example: holes or dots in clusters, certain insects gathered or on top of each other in a group, groupings of things
"Omg! Ew! I cannot look at that, it freaks me out! I have clusterphobia!"
by TrinaBina December 19, 2008
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Unholy German Clusterfuck

A far more accurate name given to the historical mess of states that made up the "Holy Roman Empire". Often shortened to the HRE, the Holy Roman Empire was a collection of states that made what is now Germany and northern Italy, neither of those include the city of Rome so that's one strike, the Protestant reformation basically split the HRE in two so that's another strike. Lastly there was never any real semblance of Imperial Authority and it was just a huge clusterfuck for most of it's existence. 3 Strikes and your out.
Me: Google, search up the Holy Roman Empire.
Google: Did you mean Unholy German Clusterfuck?
by CharleMAIM April 18, 2018
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Clista

A woman of extreme knowledge and heart. She cares more than all of your friends combined. Listens to others and gives you the shirt off her back. She carries herself with grace and diginity. She is a strong warrior and will have your back until the end of time.
That Clista is so caring!
by OoDaLolly November 17, 2011
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clouster

a fool, an eejit, a gobshite, or a clusterfuck
That Anto lad is some clouster
by Anky33 February 16, 2013
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claustrophobic

Squidward: "I told you, I'm claustrophobic!"
Patrick: "What's that mean?"
Spongebob: "It means he's afraid of Santa Claus"
by ella1383xra December 30, 2014
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