come clean

Friend #1: "I'mma come clean; I let Shonda with the blonde hair stick her finger in my butt while she was giving me head."

Friend #2: "TMI bro. TMI."

by CL456 February 14, 2017

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Plate cleaner

Fat person who cleans plates in record time

Chye was considered a plate cleaner after finishing her food in 1.3 seconds

by Jabree23 June 18, 2017

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A specialized person who removes incriminating evidence from a crimescene (usually one involving murder) in order to make the legal consequences of the crime go away.

Cleaners will get rid of evidence like bodies, blood, weapons, fingerprints, and even witnesses in order to hide the proof or notion of the crime -- or, they will 'dress up' the crimescene to mislead authorities. For example, they could make it appear like a break-in gone bad, an act of self defense, a fire, etc.

The cleaner used bleach to remove the the blood stains from the carpet, and although this would still leave DNA evidence, one could always claim that the victim once had a nose blead there... a very very massive nose blead!

by inane5 March 17, 2005

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Asda Bog Cleaner

A retard who cleans the bogs at Asda. These mentally-unfortunate individuals can often be seen fishing out unflushable Hill biscuits with a net and eating them for lunch.

What's David doing?

Fishing out the Snuf biscuits for lunch. Can't get enough of those lovely bourbons. Typical Asda bog cleaner!

by by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle May 16, 2009

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