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Santa Claus

A drunk fat guy in a red suit who broke my heart at a mall when I was little.
Santa Claus: Tony, have you been nice this year?
Me: Yea, Santa!
Santa Claus: NO YOU HAVEN'T YOU LYING SON OF A BITCH, I SAW YOU TAKE A CRAP IN THAT LADY'S PURSE!
Me: :(...
by Tony Huynh May 2, 2008
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claustrophobic

The Fear of Either A)Santa Clause B)Being Crowded
A)Squidward: I'm claustrophobic.
Patrick: Whats That
Spongebob: It means he's afraid of Santa Clause.
B)Person: *is surrounded by people* Get me out of here, i'm claustrophobic and i think i'm gonna puke
by YoutubeWest1132 May 24, 2011
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claustrophobia

An intense, abnormal fear of small spaces.
I had a sudden attack of claustrophobia when I locked myself in the closet.
by Aldo Shabadoo February 7, 2004
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clause

a group of words, that has a subject and verb
by Riley Green August 3, 2016
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Claustrophobia

The other definitions on here don't do this word justice. Claustrophobia is in fact, NOT the fear of Santa Claus, contrary to popular belief. It is the fear of a) tight, enclosed spaces, b) being trapped or restricted (movement-wise), or c) suffocation. Claustrophobia can be a very serious issue and is extremely debilitating in all aspects of life.

Claustrophobia can stem from many things, even seemingly insignificant things. To give a few examples; waiting in a line for a long time, putting in in-ear headphones, using snorkel masks, going underground, being sick and having a stuffy nose, standing in elevators, among many others. Being in situations like these can result in one type of the fears listed above.

Claustrophobia is a horrible fear to have, and it should be taken seriously. Having it can make a person feel like they are going to die. I know what it feels like to have a panic attack from claustrophobia and it was THE most terrifying experience of my life. Nothing can compare to fear like that.

In the end, however, claustrophobia is not without treatment. If you are reading this and have claustrophobia, I won't tell you to not worry. All I can say is your fear is holding you back from loving life the way you could and help is out there!
John has claustrophobia. He feels trapped while riding escalators, which sometimes makes him have panic attacks. John uses mental and physical techniques to deal with his fear, and rarely has anxiety anymore.
by Iceblab June 8, 2015
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Santa Claus sandwich

When an individal has sexual intercourse between two bearded men in suits.
I caught Katlin getting Santa Claus sandwiched in the closet at the company Christmas party last week. Hohoho
by Kmizzle067 August 19, 2016
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play santa claus

Being the person who passes out objects to a group of people, such being the one to pick up food and then passing out what each person ordered.
Cory: Hey I'll bring the stuff to the party, but you have to play santa claus.

Ryan: Alright bro.
by CorySK April 6, 2008
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