ClanSperger

A non-shrek obeying midget with a lisp, Santa visits him more than his dad.

That tiny orphan over there is such a ClanSperger.

by Boboscalalovesdogs January 21, 2015

Clapasaurus

1. A dinosaur that contracted gonorrhea, and got exiled from the village. Where is this village, who knows?
2.A person with gonorrhea who has a voice that is almost like a pterodactyl screech.

Some person who's an expert on dinos: you can see that this poor, reckless dinosaur was exiled from it's village due to it contracting the clap. Thus making it a clapasaurus.
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A person who is an expert on the raspy whisper of gonorrhea outlaws: so as you can see, due to this person's voice, they are a clapasaurus.

by Satan's Anal Beads June 3, 2015

Caanass

an ass to everyone and thinks hes funny

'What a caanass'

by WhoDoYouThinklol April 22, 2017

Cladass

A classy badass

James Bond. He's classy and a badass. Therefore, he's a Cladass

by Jackel5344 October 13, 2017

Canastiar

When you fuck a girl with a strap-on and she gives you a hug, then you propose to her

Alastair was doing a canastiar with Candice with a 13 inch dildo because he wasn’t big enough and then she gave him a hug because she was finally fulfilled and he proposed to her on the spot

by Rice4lyfe July 3, 2018

Clanson

A person ( most likely a girl ) being so annoying we had to make a new word for it

“OMG that bitch ella is such a clanson”

by Raaaauaa September 29, 2019

Clansky

A clansky is something awful that happens to you. You can use this anytime something bad happens or if you are describing a person you dislike. It's very versatile . You simply say "what a fkn clansky". If you eat something and it taste bad it was a clansky. If you fall off of your bicycle you blame clansky. When a bird poops on you and someone says, "that's supposed to be good luck". you can reply with "fkn Clansky man". If someone does something annoying and they think they are better than other people they would be a Clansky.

When you have a really runny poo you may say "I just droppped a clansky".

by Muffinley May 25, 2020