cairndog

-noun 1. (m) a wild breed of dog of Scottish dog, canis scot magnis penis, with a unique online gaming style, identified by it's unusually large penis and the affliction of having a form of Tourette's syndrome known as 'Seafarer's Tourettes. Kind, loving, fond of kittens and a true friend to all fellow Guardians. If ever realised in human form it he would surely be awesome and fellow man's best friend. Difficult to type gamertags, in particular inclusive of underscores, can bring out savage rage in this particular animal and shoule be avoided.

Thank god we had a Cairndog in our fireteam otherwise we may have lost that fight, I just wish he'd stop humping my leg, torso, neckerchief and ceiling fan with the vigour that should only be reserved for the most deprived form of sex pest.

by Cairndog June 6, 2016

Carnforth High

Carnforth high are full of annoying people and full of people that take relationships to a piss take for example gabby in year 10 the only relationship that has lasted since 1990 is P.C and A.C in year 10 as a fact except them everyone else are just fat slags and think they are hard as well and half of the year and no virgins

Carnforth high is shit

by Noonereallycaresanumorw August 16, 2019

Cairns rat

The lowest of the lows of the cairns species. Cairns rats usually reside in the beaches OR far south. They generally congregate at bus stops or centralz. They carry duffel bags and wear baggy shorts. They have that general ‘crusty’ and/or ‘greasy’ look to them that makes all the non-cairns rats spew. A cairns rat proba went to smithy but you’ll find they are pretty good at getting into the private schools round here too- you’ll find some at TAS. If your a cairns rat you stay in cairns after graduating (if u even graduated u probs just dropped out after grade 10) and live with ur parents and eventually become a tradie with a mullet- this is not to be confused with a eshay which is a notably different breed.

Oh look here comes a cairns rat, ew it smells 🐀🤮

by CairnsRat4060 October 31, 2020

Carneger

Carneger issa fucking G
Could take yuh birds any day
Fully bright n have all de birds so watch yuh man. Rell sweet, ah trendsetta

Carneger issa trendsetta

by By albert einstein November 18, 2020

mall carnies

Those people who bug the shit out of other people to sample their wares or services they offer as you walk by them, usually kiosk workers.

I act like i'm talking on my phone as I walk through the mall carnies so they don't hound me.

by mondomoon28 August 26, 2013

Todd Carney

Good mate, family man, big willy and always thirsty his piss. Shout out to my boy Marroooo your the man

Marro give us a fuckin todd carney

by Lillie Greiner June 11, 2018

Marco Carnes

A big eared need who has a gross beard and won’t hold a hand till he’s touched fifty or perhaps a little kid.

“Is that Marco carnes? I don’t like marco carnes.

by Carnesh8r August 15, 2018